Lost and Found
An old man in heaven comes up to Jesus Christ. “Hello, young man,” he says, “would you help me look for my son?” Jesus Christ smiles apologetically and says “You know, sir, Heaven is very big, and it...
View ArticleHappy Dwarf’s Reaction
One day the seven dwarfs decided to go swimming and they were all feeling happy, so Happy hopped out.
View ArticleChocolate Melts In Your Mouth
Two men a white man and a hispanic man were driving down the freeway when a black mans car swerved out of its lane and hit the other car head on. All three men died on contact, and went to hell. When...
View Article10 Signs Santa Doesn’t Like Your Kid
1. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes back stamped, “Dream on!” 2. Kid asks for new bike, but gets a packet of cigarettes. 3. Along with presents, Santa leaves a hefty bill for shipping and handling. 4....
View ArticleMickey and Minnie
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, “You say here that your wife is crazy.” Mickey replied, “No I didn’t, I said she was fucking Goofy.”
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There were three guys waiting to get into heaven, they were at the pearly gates and Saint Peter told them that to get into heaven, they had to answer one question, which was, ” Have you been faithful...
View ArticleQueens legs
There were once three men named Bob,Jimbo and Tim. One day Bob needed a beer so he suggested going to ‘The Old Hag’ pub nearby. “OK” said the others and they walked for five minutes to get there. When...
View ArticleDog Joke
There was a Scottish man and Irish man and a Chinese man the scottish man, the irish man and the chinese man all decided to take there dogs for a walk, so off they went, the scots man took his dog to...
View ArticleBart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
I will not carve gods. I will not spank others. I will not aim for the head. I will not barf unless I’m sick I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s...
View ArticleFive Reasons Santa Must Be A Woman
Five Reasons Why Santa must be a Woman… 1. First of all, Santa “remembers” it’s Christmas. 2. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice. 3. Only a woman would come up with a silly red...
View ArticleHo! Ho! Ho!
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late...
View ArticlePoo, Manours and Get Lost
Once upon a time there were three kids. One called Poo, one called Manours and another called Get Lost. Poo fell over and hurt himself badly, Manours said too Get Lost “go and find some help”. Get Lost...
View Article7 Dwarfs
The 7 dwarfs were walking through rome and met the pope. Dopey went up to the pope and asked,”are there any dwarf nuns in rome?” the pope replied,”hmm….no there are no dwarf nuns in rome.” the other 6...
View ArticleTarzan and Jane
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary...
View ArticleEnglishman Irishman and Scottishman
There was a Englishman a Irishman and a Scottishman and they were about to jump in a swimming pool, and suddenly a gienie approachs them and says “what ever u say when u jump in the swimming pool u...
View ArticlePainter’s Doctor
And there was beeing a exposition for a famos painter in town. The pictures were amazing, perfectly painted. But people wouldn’t buy it. The price was to high. Almost on the end of the exposition. A...
View ArticlePurple Passion
One day a teacher had each student tell the rest of the class what their favorite color was. The last child she asked was a boy named Danny. “What’s your favorite color Danny?” “Purple passion,” he...
View ArticleShort-Lived Superheroes
Here is a short list of short-lived comic superheroes,villians and characters: Captain Sponataneous Combustion Suicidal Man Dr.Venerial Disease The Amazing Decaying Man Mr. Obese Mama’s Boy The...
View ArticleThe Prince and The Rose
Once upon a time there lived a prince and a princess that showed their love for each other all the time. There was also this wizard that hated seeing people in love, especially the prince and princess....
View ArticleSuperman and Wonderwoman
Superman and one of his superhero friends are flying around Metropolis one day, looking for trouble like they usually do. Seeing no crime, Superman makes the suggestion that the two fly down to the...
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